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Baby’s new born skin? Or bling so huge you could land a plane by turning it towards the sun?
You wanna know how I know Jennifer Lopez doesn’t spend much time handling her kids? Look at the rock on her finger. I realize she’s known for lascivious diamond hoarding but you could decapitate a polar bear with that thing!
If the safety of her baby won’t force JFTB to put her extrawhoredinary style aside– guaranteed she’ll be in heels at 80 despite being crippled from all the Tom and Jerry FlyGirl Moves. Of course, by that time she’ll have figured out how to buy a diamond encrusted spinal cord and resentment removal sessions for her kids.
Nanny! Max’s lip is caught in my canary diamond again! Fix it! And make sure you don’t mess up the prongs this time; it’s a bitch to reset a gem that size, fool!
July 7, 2008 |
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trysh, Crafting July 7, 2008 9:09 am
LOL!! How right you are!
ourcrookedtree, Moms July 7, 2008 9:22 am
LOL!
tenakim, Moms July 7, 2008 7:33 pm
So True- my little poor man’s diamond on my wedding ring dug into my kids’ skin several times- you’re right- that one could cut Max and Emme (the names also are the characters from PBS show Dragon Tails- I wonder if she knew that?) in half!