Juice Boosts

juice boosts- Jamba Juice or any juice store has many fantastic boosts that you can add to your drink to make life better. From energy boosts, memory boosts, and protein boosts there are so many things that can give you an extra kick. That being said as Mr. Burns from the Simpson states “I’d trade it all for a little bit more.” Here are my ideas for boosts that Jamba Juice and other juice companies haven’t thought of yet.

pms remover- Not just for ladies either as their is such a thing as male pms. Those crabby moods got to go. Boost it.

the secret of life- Give me the secret of life boost please. Is it inner peace, unlimited friends, being Hue Hefner? Should be a tasty boost with a mango madness juice.

ego debooster- Sometimes we might have too big of an ego. I need something that will bring me down to a nice even keel so I can quietly think I’m better than you. Just kidding friends!

good timing- The good timing boost would be huge. You get that promotion just when you’re jerk boss gets fired so you take his job. You get that sweet parking spot at the mall or sporting event and your dog decides to do his business in the back yard instead of on your walks. One berry smoothie with good timing please.

the right thing to say- whether its to your significant other when he/she is mad, or a pickup line at the bar. Its nice to use a witty comeback or ace a promising job interview by using language as your friend. The right thing to say boost would be huge.

time traveling- This one is self explanatory. Get to work Jamba juice. In fact if anyone has time travel capabilities go to the future so we can get the time travel boost in our juice.

Economic- We definitely need a green tea delight with an economic boost cause we certainly aren’t getting it from the government or wall street. It might be the only green you see for awhile lol lol lol sigh.

July 2, 2008 |

Comments

9 Comments so far

Birdie July 2, 2008 2:46 pm
you’re a trip!!! I’m thinking they’d never run out of the ego de-boost.
Mr Lady, 30 Something July 2, 2008 4:25 pm
There are so many places I could go with this….I’ll just chuckle. Nicely done, as always!~
trysh, Crafting July 2, 2008 4:34 pm
Ah, you’re on to something here! They’d all be huge, except for that de-booster one….who’s going to think they need that? Ah…..but one could buy it for a friend/co-worker/boss who DOES need it…the possibilities are endless!
You’re just doing a lovely job of brightening up my day!
tenakim, Moms July 2, 2008 4:48 pm
Finally, a man admitted that there is male PMS- I knew it!
Piper of Love July 2, 2008 6:24 pm
ooh, ooh, I want a ‘good timing’ boost! as well as ‘the right thing to say’.

You’re on to something here Tim! A really awesome something too.
jojo, Medical July 2, 2008 8:00 pm
love it Tim, you are on a roll!
RealWorldMom, Moms July 3, 2008 7:15 am
I’ll have one of each, please!
wornoutwoman, Moms July 3, 2008 11:28 am
AMEN to that! Egodebooster is my favorite choice for most out there!
How about a humor boost for those that just don’t laugh unless they think it’s funny, and no one else does? They definitely need a humor-boost!
ourcrookedtree, Moms July 3, 2008 2:43 pm
Would I spontaneously combust if i used them all at once?