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Wanna know why I have no clue what defines “fat” you silly ho-hos? ‘Cause it’s not defined. Fat to one douche bag, sitting behind his computer, worshipping old pics of Miley Cyrus is a whole stratosphere away from what I’d say was fat. Hell, what I’d say was fat about someone in media is a whole different thing than what I see as “fat” in real life.
People have their vices, that’s life. I think that being fat, alcoholic, a c*nt, a druggie, etc… is what you become when you put those things in front of treating people correctly. They’re such ugly words, I choose to reserve them for ugly people. Sometimes a vice is food, sometimes it’s booze *cough*, sometimes it’s being evil, sometimes it’s selling your grandma’s wedding ring for a hit.
Things have gotten a lil’ bonkers when people start pissin’ their chonies ’cause Karolina Kurkova gained 10 lbs. Karolina Kurkova showed up to a fashion show in Brazil with “back fat, cellulite and love handles.” Everyone is in a uproar and saying she will lose contracts. HA!
I can’t help but laugh at all this drama but it’s not for the reason you think. I giggle because people get so shocked when skinny girls get chub. I’m a skinny bitch but what my curvier girlfriends don’t get is that when they gain weight- THEY-GET-MORE -CURVES. Skinny women like poor Karolina, Gweneth Paltrow, Mischa Barton and yours truly here, gain weight— we get that skinny-girl-gone-fat ass. It’s not pretty: it spreads like the plague with no titty accompaniment. I only hope that Karolina takes the money and runs!
*and snatches a twinkie as she runs out*
make that two twinkies! whaaa!!? it’s a long trip to Czechoslovakia!
I LOVE TWINKIES
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June 26, 2008 |
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rilah (aka zoeyjane) June 26, 2008 10:06 am
Regardless of the weight gain, don’t you think she’s holding herself differently? She looks less fluid, more…awkward. here’s my thought: a model doesn’t have to be a double zero for me to find her beautiful - but she does need to be on the fake side of real. i don’t want to see cellulite, rolls and sagging. but that’s me, and that’s after doing some work; i might feel differently if i’d never been on the other side of the industry.
ourcrookedtree, Moms June 26, 2008 2:08 pm
some woman would kill to be “that fat” ☺
extraWHOREdinary, Celebrity Gossip June 26, 2008 2:14 pm
wurd. i get that some sort of surreal concept of physical beauty must exist but it’s just hilarious how much people trip on models.
Piper of Love June 26, 2008 7:31 pm
She’s HOTTER softer!